I had planned to tell you about purchasing these shoes in Spain five years ago during a trip with my husband to mark our 25th wedding anniversary. I had planned to talk about the fact that I took an extra large suitcase to Spain with me, knowing it would be returning home full of new shoes (and indeed it did). And I had planned to tell you that I don’t wear these shoes to work very often anymore after a co-worker genuinely expressed concern about them. In all seriousness, he was worried I might hurt someone with their pointy tips.
But it turns out the better story is that of me trying to take this picture. My husband wasn’t at home at the time, and I didn’t think my teenage son would be too impressed with me asking him to take a photo of his naked mom in the bathtub, so I decided to handle this one myself.
I ran the water, dumped in half a bottle of my best bubble bath, and settled in. But trying to dry off my feet with a towel in one hand and slip on the shoes with the other proved to be quite the challenge. I kept sliding down in the tub, making it necessary for me to quickly grab the shoes and whip them off my feet before they hit the water.
Next I tried drying my feet with both hands, leaving the shoes on the bath mat beside me until I was ready for them. However our tub is so deep that I couldn’t reach the mat without once again slipping down into the water, getting my legs and feet wet. Honestly, I must have looked like a turtle floundering on its back, trying to upright itself.
These antics went on for several minutes. Finally I had some semblance of success. I got into position, carefully picked up my camera that had been perched on a corner of the tub, and got ready to take the shot. But wait a minute. Something was missing. I needed a prop. I didn’t have any champagne lying around, but I did have a bottle of red wine. That would have to do.
So out I got, threw on my clothes again, ran downstairs to the kitchen and opened a bottle of red, pouring myself half a glass.
Back in the tub, I repeated my comical antics of inserting feet into shoes. But hold on…the bubbles had by now subsided. More bubble bath and more hot water were needed.
That taken care of, I assumed the position once more. I steadied the camera. One, two…all of a sudden, my viewfinder went black and a message appeared that my battery was depleted. Really? Are you kidding me?!
I ejected myself from the tub again, dressed AGAIN, and ran downstairs AGAIN to stick the battery in my charger. And waited. And waited. And waited.
Fifteen minutes later, not prepared to wait any longer, I put my barely charged battery back in my camera, crawled back into what was now a cold tub of water, added yet more bubble bath, and quickly snapped the picture.
So if it’s not framed perfectly, I don’t want to hear about it! And that, my friends, is worth a donation to soles4souls, don’t you think?